Bust Out the Big Gunn
by Your Beloved Publisher
October 5, 2006

D.C. gets a bad rap. Dirty politics, swampy summers, crime, and bad fashion sense. But ladies (and gentlemen, too) we do it to ourselves. No, not the crooked politics, but the fact that we say our city has no style. We proclaim it to our friends, we joke about it with our uber hip NY affiliates, we wear it like a comical badge of honor. "Yes, we're a bunch of dumb hicks that crawled out of the woods of Virginia and crab shacks of Maryland. Our granpappys wear flannels and gun holsters. Someone get me a Schlitz so I can forget about my data processing job at the Dept of Interior."

So I exaggerate. But to make a point. I AM TIRED of our continuous self-deprecation. So we're never going to be NY. Get over it. So our skyline is shorter than Baltimore. Get over it. But the house of Chanel help me if I hear one more person proclaim how they are so surprised whenever we have someone amazing come to D.C. Get over it.

Tonight Tim Gunn spoke at his alma mater, the Corcoran School of Art. Looking around the small auditorium I spotted a DvF signature wrap dress, many, many pairs of expensive, high maintenance heels and a cape (?). Not a bad looking bunch. It was like a huge closet opened and all these people came tumbling out. "Thank goodness I have some place to go where, no matter what craziness I pull off, someone will think I look great." Well, maybe not Tim, but someone.

So, 50% of me went to people watch and the other 50% hoping to get further insights on PR from the accidental star of one the most famous reality shows. For anyone out there that thinks Gunn is at all putting on airs on PR, you're wrong. He has the exact same mannerisms, the same perfect posture. He speaks as if he was raised by a royal family and is exceedingly polite. And, like many of these exceedingly polite and gentile people he is a bit long winded. Most of the 200 people there tonight wanted to hear about PR, his short and emotionally charged times with the contestants, what he really thinks of the whacked out designs, his experiences with Heidi, MJacbos, DvF, Vera, etc. but instead we got miles of back story. Dreaming of going to the Corcoran, going to the Corcoran, working for the Corcoran, his friends at the Corcoran, not wanting to leave the Corcoran. Forty minutes into the talk and he still hasn't moved to NY.

Finally he gets to Parsons. He does admissions for Parsons, teaches for Parsons, gets to chair the fashion department and finally, after an age of the audience squirming like it had hemorrhoids, he tells us about the day he gets the call from Bravo! about an idea for this fashion reality show. Of course, being the exceedingly polite and gentile Mr. Gunn he turns it down, but the producers persist and finally sign him on for the first season. As with many future cult phenonmenons, initially the show was a ratings bomb and was very near being cancelled before a Bravo! VP came up with the genius idea of running PR marathons.

(We know it's not his.) Our favorite fashion guide returned to the Corcoran for two sold out talks.

The ratings soared, judges were easier to find and sponsorship dollars increased. Gunn gave the audience some cute anacdotes about riding around with the producers, and how literally hid under his sheets while watching the PR premier because he was so nervous. What stood out among all his stories is how uncomfortable he is around people, but at the same time, how willing he is to help. He mentioned that many times on PR he felt more passion for a contestant's work than the contestant did. For some of the deisgns, sure. For others it would take some hot coals to get that fire going.

After an hour of story time Gunn fielded questions. A really cute family with their tween son asked about fashion schools. (A photographer snapped their picture — poor child.) A student asked about the blending of fine arts and commercial design (yawn). And then, the question on everyone's mind that was too cliché to ask: what does Tim think of DC fashion? "Well," said Gunn, "you're some of the best looking people I've seen." Really Tim? Even the guy in the cape? Or is that just a non-answer? Either way, everyone in that room (ok, just me) was dying — in the most obviously nonchalant way — to get his nod of approval. I even made sure not to get a picture with him. (Heidi looks cuter anyway.)

So if you're feeling trepidation about walking down the street in your red patent leather swashbuckler boots, or, heaven help you, feeling trepidation about wearing them to your data processing gig at DOI, you've got the big Gunn on your side. As well as a thousands of other (gay men) women just waiting to applaud you.

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